(Source: whatshouldwecallme)
Fighting with my mom
So my dad told me that there was a leak in the bathroom that I should check out. You win this round.
(Source: ahlakes)
“You don’t need to watch another episode,” I said.
“You have to get up kind of early tomorrow,” I said.
“Why are you hitting the play button,” I said.
(Source: brittapperry)
LISTEN TO WHAT THEY HAVE TO SAY
(Source: sofapizza, via thetaromochi)
When you see visitors in your house but you had no idea they were coming:
(Source: yumelinh, via thetaromochi)
when the answers to a question on a test are in another question
I’m sending this to the 2012 Olympics
excellent
You beautiful, wonderful human being.
YES
This is a big fat WIN
Want a bigger win? They responded:
(via thetaromochi)
friend: how long does it take to get there?
me: about 5 songs
(via wtfsofunny)
(via wtfsofunny)
author: she didn't want to eat dinner because she doesn't like chicken noodle soup
english teacher: even though it doesn't say it, we can infer that 17 years ago she encountered an attack from chickens while on a trip to africa visiting her great aunt who was dying from pneumonia which she got from chickens that were being harvested for the great feast
